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  • 05-09-2000 7:33pm
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    pat kenny
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    This is an old one.

    Two gay lovers haveing a romantic candel lit dinner,lets call them Jim and terry.
    While in coversation Jim says "Terry ,what would you do if I died"
    And Terry says"well dear Id get a taxidermist to stuff you ,and Id put you on the couch as a reminder of our love"
    Then Terry says "seeing as you brought up this topic,what would you do if I died.
    Jim stops and thinks for a few seconds and then says"well I'd cut you up into tiny pieces,I'd then
    make you into a kind of HUMAN CURRY and then I'd eat you"
    Terry looks at him stunned "why the hell would you do that"
    and jim replies(punchline)"SO I COULD FEEL YOU SLITHER THROUGH MY @RSE ONE LAST TIME"

    O man it's total grid-lock.

    [This message has been edited by pat kenny (edited 05-09-2000).]


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    SickBoy
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!!! biggrin.gif


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    Bard
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    *cough* ... *splutter* ... YEUCH!!!!
    Bard
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    Lump
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    Heard it, before, any one got nenew stuff :P


    John


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