Chewing Gum

Stephen

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A Canadian is having his 'petit dejeuner' (coffee,
croissants,
>bread butter & jam) when an American man, chewing
gum, sits down next
>to him. The Canadian ignores the American who,
nevertheless,starts a
>conversation.
>
>American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
>Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
>American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In
the States, we
>only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle
>it, transform them into croissants and sell them
>to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.
>TheCanadian listens in silence.
> The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the
bread??"
>
>Canadian: "Of Course."
>
>American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling). "We
>don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all
>the peel seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle
them,
>transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."
>
> The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in
America?"
>
>American: "Why of course we do", the American says
with a big smirk.
>
>Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?"
>
>American: "We throw them away, of course."
>
>Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a
container, recycle
>them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Americans.

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Lucutus of Borg

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John