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Best reasons for not going to work

Stephen · 2000-09-08 00:25:00

Another one that came via email... > "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming to work. The voices > told me to clean all the guns today". > > "I prefer to remain an enigma". > > "My stigma's acting up". > > "Constipation has made me a walking timebomb" > > "The dog eat my car keys - we're going to hitchhike to the…

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08-09-2000 1:25am

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Stephen

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Another one that came via email...

> "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming to work. The voices
> told me to clean all the guns today".
>
> "I prefer to remain an enigma".
>
> "My stigma's acting up".
>
> "Constipation has made me a walking timebomb"
>
> "The dog eat my car keys - we're going to hitchhike to the vet".
>
> "When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my
> prozac. I can't get off the toilet but I feel really good about it".

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#2 08-09-2000 5:44pm
richindub2

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Lol, ,i especially like the one:

Originally posted by Stephen:
> "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming to work. The voices
> told me to clean all the guns today".
>
>

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#3 08-09-2000 7:07pm
Lump

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HE HE, I cant get off the toilet but Im really enjoying It. LOL.

John

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