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  • 11-09-2000 1:26pm
    #1
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭


    grrrrroan

    Can we have a new rule for the Humour board - no puns! smile.gif


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    #2
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    reminds me somehow of a joke from the Goon show one time...

    Peter Sellers: "Neddie, I'd like to be frank..."
    Harry Secombe: "Okay, I'll be Jim"
    Spike Milligan (shouting): "I'll be Gladys!!!"

    ... oh you'd probably have to be there...
    Bard
    _____
    -me-


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    MiCr0
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,265 CMod ✭✭✭✭MiCr0


    A top movie producer was discussing his new project - an action
    Docudrama about famous composers with several top stars.
    Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme were present. The
    producers really desired the box office 'Oomph' of these three, so
    they were prepared to allow them to select what famous
    composers
    they would portray.

    "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would
    love to play him."

    "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, "I'll
    play him."

    The producers were pleased. "Sounds splendid. But, who do
    you want to be, Arnold?". Arnold says -
    ....



    ....(Wait for it)......






    ...... (its a good one!).....







    "I'll be Bach."


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