Some Quotes

UNIFLU

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

"But what ... is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." --Ken Olson, president, chairman, and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." --Western Union internal memo, 1876.

"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or, we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So, then, we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" --Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wooziness' personal computer.

"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." --Riving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.

"Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duel, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." --Bill Gates, 1981

"$100 million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft." --IBM, 1982"

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Condom ad slogans that didnt make it - Surprise


Cover your stump before you hump.

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she's spunky, better cover your monkey.

Everything's sweeter when you wrap you peter.

If you go in heat, package your meat.

In the cold of December, gift wrap your member.

Never ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

You'll be up the creek without a paddle if you don't coral your cattle.

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!



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Mills

LOL @ The condom ad slogans

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I am inflatible !

SantaHoe

Yes - ROFL!!!

"Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool."
"In the cold of December, gift wrap your member."

You could make a song out of those, or at least a poem of sorts for english class

Lump

LOL, At all of them. 604K is enuf, give the rest away then you BIATCH.


John