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Q. ) Whats brown and sticky?

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  • 17-09-2000 5:39pm
    #1
    noog
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭


    A. ) A Stick...


    Well, thats my contribution for the humour board... enjoy smile.gif


    He's not just a noodle.... this noodle is SUPER


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    [SN]JAG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭[SN]JAG


    whats pink and fluffy
    pink Fluff

    whats blue and fluffy
    pink fluff holding its breath

    whats green and fluffy
    sick pink fluff

    whats grey and fluffy
    pink fluff in the dark

    whats black and fluffy
    dead pink fluff


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    #3
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    What looks like a lemon, smells like a lemon, and tastes like a lemon..........................


    Why Its A Lemon.


    SOrry had to add to the shíte.


    John


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    #4
    [SN]JAG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭[SN]JAG


    why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.

    why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    it was tied to the first monkey

    why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    it thought it was a game

    why did the tree fall over?

    it thought it was a monkey


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    #5
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    So it's let out the sh|te jokes day, eh?

    why did the monkey fall off the swing?

    it had no arms.

    (I know... I know...)
    Bard
    _____
    -me-


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    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Whats pink and fluffy ?

    Pink Fluff

    Whats yellow and fluffy ?
    Yellow Fluff.

    Whats blue and fluffy ?
    Pink fluff holding its breath.

    Whats blue and goes bouncy, bouncy ?
    A blue bouncy, bouncy.

    Dedicated to Soky and his posse of homies.
    Don't blame me....

    Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??


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    #7
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I've got a big blue bucket!!!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    What's green, blue, yellow, green, blue, yellow, green, blue, yellow?

    The pills Dav's going to have to take after his nervous breakdown from reading this $hite all day... eek.gif


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    #9
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Also:

    *HAWW HAWW

    YEAH

    HAWW HAWW*

    wink.gif


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    #10
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Gwah! Gwah!
    Garraaggghhh....

    HAW HAW, YEAH! HAW HAW!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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