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Its... MY beer!

Bard · 2000-09-26 15:14:00

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly…

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26-09-2000 4:14pm

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Bard

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about
to
enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints,
and
were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in
disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued
drinking
it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of
his
drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT,
SPIT IT
OUT YOU *******!!!!"
Bard
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-me-

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#2 26-09-2000 6:16pm
Mills

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LMAO
Mmmmm, I like that one
I am inflatible !

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#3 26-09-2000 11:47pm
Paladin

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#4 27-09-2000 12:03am
Stephen

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Mmm... drink

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#5 27-09-2000 2:08pm
elexes

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thats reminds me wheres the pub gone

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