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Female Courseware.

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  • 28-09-2000 8:42am
    #1
    Carnage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭


    Training courses now available for women:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no Woman has gone before.

    2. The Undiscovered side of banking: Making Deposits

    3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Everyday

    4. Parties: Going without new outfits

    5. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until after the game.

    6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need Space in the Bathroom cabinet too

    7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His razor is His

    8. Communication Skills 1: Tears-The last resort, not the first

    9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking

    10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What you Want, Without Nagging

    11. Driving a car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire

    12. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share

    13. Telephone Skills: How to hang up

    14. Introduction to Parking

    15. Introduction to Petrol

    16. Advanced Parking: Reversing into a space

    17. Advanced Petrol: How to take the filler cap off

    18. Water retention: Fact or Fat

    19. Cooking 1: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

    20. Cooking 2: How Not to Inflict Your Diet on other people

    21. PMT: Your Problem...Not His

    22. Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To

    23. Sex - It's for the Married Couple too

    24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes you already have

    25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence only Women notice

    26. TV Remotes: For Men Only


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    #2
    richindub2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Lol,very good biggrin.gifsmile.gifbiggrin.gif

    my fav has to be:
    Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking

    biggrin.gif


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    #3
    D-Generate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    26. TV Remotes: For Men Only
    Best one there smile.gif


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    #4
    FreaK_BrutheR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To

    *ping*


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    #5
    Toulouse
    Registered Users Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭Toulouse


    Okay..even I can appreciate those smile.gif


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