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Two Northsiders!

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  • 03-10-2000 10:13pm
    #1
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭


    >> > > >>> > >Two Northsiders, Anto and Mickser, decided that they
    weren't
    >> > going
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >anywhere >in >> life and thought they should go to
    college to
    >get
    >> > ahead.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >They head out to UCD Belfield. Anto goes in first, and
    the
    >> > professor
    >> > > >>> > >advises him to take maths, history,and logic.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"What's logic?" asked Anto.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do
    you own
    >a
    >> > > >>> > >lawnmower?"
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"I sure do," answered the Northsider.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a back
    garden,"
    >> > > > > replied the professor.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"Jaysus. That's real good," the Northsider responded in
    awe.
    >> >
    >> > > > >> The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that
    since
    >you
    >> > > >>> > >have a back garden, you also have a house."
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >Impressed, Anto shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have
    a
    >wife."
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"Sharon! This is incredible!" (Anto is obviously catching
    on.)
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume
    >> > > that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"Stop da lights! that's the most fascinatin' ting I ever
    >> > > >>> > >heard of. I can't wait to get into this logic class."
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >Anto, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked
    back
    >> > > >>> > into the hallway where Mickser is still waiting.
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"So what course are ya goin' for?" he asks.
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > >"Maths, history, and logic," replies Anto.
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > > "What in the name o' jaysus is logic?"
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > > >"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?"
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > "No"
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > (PAUSE)
    >> >
    >> > > >>> > "Ya ****in queer ya"
    >> > > >>> >


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