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The 26 little things every girl should say!

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  • 05-10-2000 12:02am
    #1
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭


    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >1) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste
    > > > > > > >2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
    > > > > > > >3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
    > > > > > > >4) Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?
    > > > > > > >5) That fart was great! Do another one!
    > > > > > > >6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
    > > > > > > >7) You're so sexy with a hangover.
    > > > > > > >8) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go
    shopping.
    > > > > > > >9) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse!
    > > > > > > >10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my
    >friend?
    > > > > > > >11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?
    > > > > > > >12) I really like football, can you take me to a game.
    > > > > > > >13) you'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and
    besides
    > > > > > > >everyoneknows women can't drive.
    > > > > > > >14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're
    >better off
    > > > > > > >in
    > > > > > > >the kitchen.
    > > > > > > >15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea.
    > > > > > > >16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just
    go and
    >get
    > > > > > > >****ed!
    > > > > > > >17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall
    we
    >all go
    > > > > > > >to
    > > > > > > >the Ministry of Sound.
    > > > > > > >18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka
    >chasers
    > > > > > > >with
    > > > > > > >me.
    > > > > > > >19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on
    it
    >just one
    > > > > > > >more time.
    > > > > > > >20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin
    > > > > > > >21) What the heck, I'll just imagine that you're my
    boyfriend.
    > > > > > > >22) It sounds weird, but I'll bend over for it.
    > > > > > > >23) I know I'm forward, but would you like to bonk me
    silly?
    > > > > > > >24) I don't want any strings attached.
    > > > > > > >25) I've got an urge, can you help?
    > > > > > > >26) There's an itch I'd like you to scratch.
    > > > > > > >


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