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Knackers!

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  • 11-10-2000 2:58pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭


    A knacker had just started school and after his first day he came running home and said

    "Daddy Daddy Daddy! Today we were doing are A B C's and I got all the way to D! Is that cause I'm a knacker daddy?"

    His dad responds.

    "Thats cause your a knacker son!"

    The next the day the knacker comes home and he says.

    "Daddy Daddy Daddy! Today we were doing are 1 2 3's and I got all the way to 4! Is that because I'm a knacker daddy?"

    His dad responds.

    "Thats cause your a knacker son!"

    On the third day the kid returns home and says!

    "Daddy Daddy Daddy! Today we were doing PE and afterwards in the shower all the boys were looking at my willy! Is that because I'm a knacker Daddy?"

    He's dad responds

    "No son, thats because your thirty three!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Thats Racist but LOL...... smile.gif


    John


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    No, it's not racist... t'is a crap joke though...

    (but I still laughed...sheesh!)

    Bard
    _____
    -me-


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