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Astute observation...

Cake Fiend · 2000-10-14 00:15:00

Read this in a newsgroup: A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects: one gallon carton of milk, four extra-large eggs, a half gallon carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay. A wise man is standing behind her in line and carefully watches her place the…

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14-10-2000 1:15am

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Cake Fiend

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Read this in a newsgroup:

A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects: one
gallon carton of milk, four extra-large eggs, a half gallon carton
of juice, and a package of bacon.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay. A wise man is
standing behind her in line and carefully watches her place the four
items on the belt. He then states with assurance, "You must be single."

The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
unusual about her selections says, "That's right. How on Earth did
you know?"

He replies, "Because you're ****in ugly."

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#2 14-10-2000 2:46am
Swifty

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hehehehehe i like it

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#3 14-10-2000 7:09pm
richindub2

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Hehe,very good

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