Hehe

the fnj

>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he
>>>>>>could
>>>>>>hardly
>>>>>> >>> >>>Speak.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > After mass he asked the monsignor how he had
done.
>>>>>>The
>>>>>> >>> Monsignor
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > replied, "When I am worried about getting
nervous on
>>>>>>the
>>>>>> >>> pulpit,
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
If I
>>>>>>start
>>>>>>to
>>>>>> >>> get
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > nervous, I take a sip.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > "So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice.
At the
>>>>>> >>> beginning
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He
>>>>>>proceeded to
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > talk up a Storm. Upon his return to his office
after
>>>>>>mass,
>>>>>>he
>>>>>> >>> >>>found
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > the following note on the Door:
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet
his
>>>>>>ass.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the
late
>>>>>>J.C.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not
>>>>>>referred to as
>>>>>> >>> >>>Daddy,
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > Junior
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > and
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > the Spook.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the
****
>>>>>>out of
>>>>>> >him.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked
off
>>>>>>his
>>>>>> >donkey,
>>>>>> >>> >>>don't
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > say
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > >
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > he was
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > stoned off his ass.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last
Supper he
>>>>>>said,
>>>>>> >>> "Take
>>>>>> >>> >>>this
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > and eat it for it is my body." He did not
say,
>>>>>>"Eat
>>>>>> >>> me."
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with
the
>>>>>>Cherry."
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 13. The recommended grace before a meal is not:
>>>>>> >Rub-A-Dub-Dub
>>>>>> >>> >>>thanks
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > for
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > the
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > grub, yeah God.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > 14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling
>>>>>>contest at
>>>>>> >St.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > Peter's,
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > not a
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > > peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
>>>>>> >>> >>> > > > >


[This message has been edited by The FANJ (edited 09-10-2000).]

pat kenny

daddy,junior and the spook

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Young men are you listen'en to me.I said young men.......

DaBounca

lol rub a dub dub
lol olol

Jimi-Spandex

Wan, Heard it b4 but tis good

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