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  • 20-10-2000 4:23pm
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    SHADOW
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    Q: What's the difference between purple and Pink?
    A: The grip.

    Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard

    Q: How is a woman like a condom?
    A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

    Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

    Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
    A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: 45 lbs.

    Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: 45 minutes

    Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
    A: Sexual harassment.

    Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
    A: $5.99 a minute.

    Q: How are women and rocks alike?
    A: You skip across the flat ones.

    Q: What's the difference between a '90's woman and a Computer?
    A: A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

    Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

    Q: How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
    A: With a crowbar.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
    A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

    Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
    A: The swallow.

    Q: What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?
    A: Hump-me Dump-me.

    Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
    A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

    Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
    A: So they know where to stop shaving.

    Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
    A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

    Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
    A. Its Braille for "suck here." > >> > > > > >

    Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
    A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

    Q. What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
    A. Her navel

    Q. Why do men die before their wives?
    A. Because they want to.

    Q. Why do women have tits?
    A. So men will talk to them.

    Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the Morning?
    A. They don't have balls to scratch.

    If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
    nethousegames


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