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  • 21-10-2000 2:20am
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    A Sunday League team is desperate for players.
    > So desperate in fact that one Sunday they are forced to play a chicken.
    > Rather surprisingly the chicken has a brilliant first half.
    > One minute it's clearing off its own line, the next threading the
    > perfect
    > through ball, the next putting in a perfect cross.
    > At half time all its team mates are very pleased and everyone runs back
    > onto
    > the pitch for the second half.
    > On the way the ref starts chatting with the chicken.
    > "Great first half mate, you must be really fit".
    > "Thanks", replied the chicken, "I try to keep myself fit but its
    > difficult
    > finding the time so I try to do an hour in the gym each morning before
    > work".
    > "What do you do then?" asked the ref. "I'm a chartered accountant"
    > replies
    > the chicken.
    > At this point the ref immediately brandishes the red card and sends the
    > chicken off.
    > The bemused teammates gather round the ref and start complaining.
    > "Sorry lads", says the ref, "I had no choice.
    > "Professional fowl".
    >




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