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  • 23-10-2000 1:29pm
    #1
    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭


    Okay, here's the deal...

    Someone went and bought a new pack of "Penguin(TM) Bars" for the office. As some of you may or may not know, these bars have what the makers of "Penguin(TM) Bars" consider to be 'jokes'...

    ...I get immense pleasure from inflicting these 'Jokes' upon you all, don't ask me why, I just do.

    So without further ado, here is the first of many...

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    Q. What do you call a snowman with a suntan?

    A. A Puddle

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    The topic did warn you.

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    Luc


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    #2
    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭Lucutus


    It will get worse before it get's better...

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    Q. What do you get if you cross Frosty the Snowman with a Penguin Vampire?

    A. Frostbite

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    #3
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Stop this madness Now!
    I am inflatible !


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    #4
    HeLLGuY
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭HeLLGuY


    Keep 'em coming, my sanity and I parted ways a long time ago.
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    #5
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Hmmmmm. These jokes are new, yet still completely unrelated to penguins.


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    #6
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not again Tony!!!

    I'm gonna ban Spin Sol from Buying Penguins!!!


    All the best,
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    #7
    Figment
    Registered Users Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Figment


    What did the penguin wear to the ball?


    Glass flippers


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    #8
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, I like the last one.


    John


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    #9
    Steven
    Registered Users Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    The original and best Penguin[tm] joke.
    What do you call 100 penguins in trafalgar square? Lost.
    On 2nd thoughts, there is no best penguin joke cool.gif


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