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Crude jokes - sexist too

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  • 25-10-2000 9:04am
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    MiCr0
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,265 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    I married Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It is called Wedding Cake.

    Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
    Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.


    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman. Since then,neither God nor Man has rested.

    Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad: That happens in every country, son.

    A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
    "Wife Wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
    "You can have mine."

    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.


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