Take the DEATH test!

Rossonero

http://www.okcupid.com/death



See how long you've left...

Zombienosh

i found out which i'll kill myself now......

Zombienosh

According to our research, you'll be dead by

September 2058
at age 74


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 73.8 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average man.


WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

74?!?!?! no way i'll barely make 40...

skywalker

according to that ill die at 83 of a heart attack. which is a ok by me. its long enough to have lived a long and fulfilling life, short enough so you wont be spending 40 years in a nursing home somewhere. heart attack doesnt seem like a bad way to go to me, its quick at least.

Peace

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2056
at age 78


- probable cause -
cancer


YOU DIE: 77.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


I'm walkin' talkin' miralce.

Nukem

I'm good for another 55 years

They say at the age of 77 in 2060 of cancer.

[Jackass]

Only got 53 years left to do something with my life before the heart attack screws me over in '58 ....Balls! I was hopin to make it to the sixties.hopin it would be somthin like the last one .....atleast i go quick i suppose sh!t 1 for you nukem!!!! /me going to hell

mr_angry

I'm also set for a Carcenogenic death in 2059 at the age of 77. Maybe we should setup a club.

Beruthiel

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 76.4 years

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


I seriously don't believe I'll last that long!

cajun_tiger

December 2058
at age 76



WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 19717.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.

landser

age 78,
cancer

Sleepy

May 2053 at the age of 73:

56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Blisterman

Age 79 Heart Attack. A lot of the heart warming stories are people from Ireland

joejoem

skywalker wrote:

according to that ill die at 83 of a heart attack. which is a ok by me. its long enough to have lived a long and fulfilling life, short enough so you wont be spending 40 years in a nursing home somewhere. heart attack doesnt seem like a bad way to go to me, its quick at least.

me too

skywalker

i notice the %s are quite high of people who they reckon are gonna live till in their 70s/80s but might die in a car accident. surely people that old dont drive/generally move about that much to justify what seems to be an average 20% chance.

Ro: maaan!

I don't know my weight in pounds or kilos.

Tyrrial

June 2063
heart attack

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

i've got a while to go yet

Spalk0

I die at the age of 81 in 2063!Which is quite good considering others here!

Most probably cause of death - Cancer!

DBK

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2055
at age 81


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 81.0 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

Doras

82 of a Heart Attack.

Looks like most of us here are going last into our 70's and 80's. Makes you think that God doesn't want the folks on Boards

A.S.H.

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2054
at age 76
- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 76.1 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Right Time to prove them wrong. when I die a lot earlier say in 20 years instead would you please mail tem and tell them they wre wrong

_blank_

According to our research, you'll be dead by June 2049 at age 70 :eek:

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Goodshape

Cancer here too, age 79 in 2062...

looks like old age won't get a look in in 50+ years time. Bloody cancer and heart-attacks all over the shop.

meditraitor

The Death Test www.okcupid.com/death






According to our research, you'll be dead by

October 2006
at age 33


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 32.9 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


Next bastarding year,, think I will hand in my notice and go score some gear..........

Goodshape

Ro: maaan! wrote:

I don't know my weight in pounds or kilos.

Google it. Just search for X stone in kilo and the Google calculator will, erm, calculate. Handy as fook.

Nuttzz

sh!t! I only have 18693.8 days left on this earth. !!

CrowdedHouse

Heart attack at age 77......which is a good bit more than I would have expected !


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man

Mr Average must feel really lousy !!

LegacyUser

June 2061
at age 85

not a bad run

arbeitsscheuer

76, Cancer.

Yeah, God must hate our guts, wantin to keep us AS FAR AWAY FROM HIM AS POSSIBLE FOR AS LONG A TIME AS POSSIBLE... :rolleyes:

matrim

Another cancer, at age 63

Iago

April 2049 at age 72

Probable Cause Heart Attack

You die 72.2 average age 72.5

Why You Die?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 16186.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 39% of your life.

Sarn

83.2 from cancer. As I'm immortal this is obviously wrong (besides I'll have the cure for cancer by then).

Nightwish

august 2058 at the age of 75, of a stroke...was hoping for something a bit more interesting than that

Shrimp

WTF??

I did one there.. I tried to make it like as bad as possible.. really bad like.. and that i was born in 1910 or somthin.. Really Crapy.. like i should have been dead 20 years ago.. But it says here..

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 36.5 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 100% of your life.

HAHA Lived Life to the Fullest.. 100% but that was totally bogy.. like he should be dead ages ago..

Shrimp

BOLLIX.. I was on the 2nd of Jan 88.. Two days prior and I'd be able to do the test.. Well, I'll say I was born on new years eve..

Shrimp

i'm pretty happy with this lenth..

YOU DIE: 83.3 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

azezil

December 2058
78.4 - heart attack

awww i wanted to die in an orgy before i'm 30

Astro1996

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2054
at age 74

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 73.5 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18250.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 32% of your life.

JohnK

Its a lot better than I expected

According to our research, you'll be dead by

August 2062
at age 81


- probable cause -
cancer


YOU DIE: 81.1 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

crazy angel

age 62 of an overdose...... ...scary!

d22ontour

According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2050
at age 77


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 77.3 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.


what if america realises ireland has an amazing natural resourse (its people) and adds us to its axis of evil and invades us to liberate us

does the test take that into consideration

lol

annette curtain

78 Heart Attack hey is it just me or are most of us heading for heart attacks!!!

skittishkitten

Age 87
probable cause - Cancer
YOU DIE: 87.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Seems I'm going to live to be a mean ol' Biatch !


~

frodi

June 2036 at 75 years, heart attack. That would make me the longest living male on my fathers side of the family.
Suits me fine.
Only problem is that my wife will out live me by 10 years.

Gossip_girl

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2076
at age 89

- probable cause -
old age

YOU DIE: 89.1 years

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Not bad. I've got a good while yet.

JBoyle4eva

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2063
at age 76


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 75.7 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 21393.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 23% of your life.

Strange, I wonder where I'll get cancer? :eek:

The_Conductor

August 2055
at age 81


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 81.3 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18478.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 38% of your life.

NotMe

some of the questions are great...
- do you have a little pot belly?
- how many serious enemies do you have?


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January 2061
at age 78

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 78.5 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20484.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.


===========================

Is cancer the most common way to die? Why can't I die of old age?


40% of test takers hold their farts in. FACT.

ViperVenoM

According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2055
at age 69


- probable cause -


cancer

YOU DIE: 69.2 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18412.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 27% of your life.

13% loneliness im gonna die because im lonely?!

27% of my life...waaaa im not even 19 yet

fecking...cancer again they better find a cure for that soon!

Adeptus Titanicus

Peace wrote:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2056
at age 78

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 77.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

That's almost exactly the same as my result, except I'll die by Nov 2048, but the %ages and age are exactly the same!

<edit>
Bah, just noticed that a hell of alot of ppl have the same percentages... Not many options for dying eh?

The_Conductor

Adeptus Titanicus wrote:

That's almost exactly the same as my result, except I'll die by Nov 2048, but the %ages and age are exactly the same!

<edit>
Bah, just noticed that a hell of alot of ppl have the same percentages... Not many options for dying eh?

Yes, and every single person who posted stats is 24% likely to die in a car accident....... hmmmm, yes, right......

As Father Ted put it- Dougal- the house is big, but the cow is far far away......

Its just not viable to try to put a perspective on some things, including death apparently......