Take the DEATH test!

Fozzy

2058, 73 years old. I was expecting it to be a lot lower than that, considering some of my choices! Pity bout the aul heart

angelofdeath

just got my girlfriend to do it, 26 she'll be dead and ill be free

MojoMaker

Lol

Shrimp

Lol.. I think everyone is strayin off the point, and forgettin that it's only a mess on the internet..

radiospan

How low can you get it? I got 31.3

rainbow kirby

According to our research, you'll be dead by
August 2070
at age 86
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 86.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 23959.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life.

I'm gonna be old...

Farls

Age: 84

Cause: Heart attack.

Year: 2056

Must go buy the plot now

The_Conductor

Don't you just love the expression - Drowning of the lungs. Surely there is no other way to drown?

FranknFurter

azezil wrote:

December 2058
78.4 - heart attack

awww i wanted to die in an orgy before i'm 30

LOL, im apparently down to pop my clogs december 2058 too, 70.4 - heart attack.

lets get in touch in 50 years an arrange a xmas month-long orgy!

B

Basq

According to our research, you'll be dead by:

December 2060
at age 77

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 77.0 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20423.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 27% of your life.

Sysiphus

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2051
at age 82


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 81.8 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 17142.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 43% of your life.


Bugger, now I've got to start a pension, and I wanted to spend that money NOW!!!!! Ah well, I worked in a nursing home for 4 years wiping asses, nice to think I get my turn, hmm bring on the senility!!!

Pnly prob, it's a bit depressing that 43% thing, I always joked that 35 - 40 was midddle aged not 50 - 60 like people try to pretend, hard to see it in black and white, I'M MIDDLE AGED!!!!! WHERE'S MY TROPHY GIRL FRIEND AND FERRARI LIKE WHAT THE ADDS PROMISED!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, bugger!

Sysiphus

JBoyle4eva wrote:

Strange, I wonder where I'll get cancer? :eek:

Probably in hospital right after the new strain of superbug!

Sysiphus

smccarrick wrote:

Don't you just love the expression - Drowning of the lungs. Surely there is no other way to drown?

At the end of the day - pun inteded - we all die of the same thing, lack of oxygen to the brain!

billy the squid

You have 17879.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 37% of your life.

December 2053
at age 78

- probable cause -


heart attack

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds