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Funny Newspaper Headlines

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  • 29-10-2000 5:34pm
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    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    prolly been posted before

    Funny Newspaper Headlines

    1 "Overeating main cause of obesity"
    2 "Dog kills cat, self"
    3 "Two ships collide. One dead"
    4 "Found -- the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism"
    5 "A congressionally-funded study has determined that many smokers are ignoring the warning labels on cigarette packages."
    6 "Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
    7 "Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
    8 "Eye Drops Off Shelf"
    9 "Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
    10 "Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
    11 "Deer Kill 17,000"
    12 "Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
    13 "Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy"
    14 "Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood"
    15 "New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"
    16 "Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
    17 "Scientists discover life causes cancer."
    18 "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."
    19 "No, the world isn't about to end. However, if we're wrong, we'll apologize afterwards."
    20 "Intel to Replace Circuit Boards with Glitch"



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