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  • 29-10-2000 4:13pm
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    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭


    A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.
    "Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?"

    "Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."


    Doc
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    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    *groan*... c'mon Dave... you can do better than that! - that one's as corny as f**k..!!

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    #3
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    What a crappy Joke UGUGUGHGUHGUGHUGHG

    John


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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    lol where in the hell do pe0ns get these jokes ffs

    :Oj:


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    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    I LIKE IT!!!!
    Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??


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    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    HeHeHe nice one 3dbiggrin3.gif


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