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Reasons its great to be a male

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  • 24-10-2000 4:56pm
    #1
    The_Elf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭



    Your last name stays put.
    > * The garage is all yours.
    > * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    > * Chocolate is just another snack.
    > * You can be President.
    > * You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
    > * Same work...more pay
    > * Wrinkles add character.
    > * Wedding dress $2000; Tux $100
    > * If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    > * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    > * Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice
    > anything different?"
    > * One mood ALL the damn time.
    > * You know stuff about tanks.
    > * A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    > * You can open all your own jars.
    > * Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
    > * Everything on your face stays it's original color.
    > * You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
    > ever thinking "He must be mad at me?"
    > * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    > * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    > * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    > * You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
    > * And, Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
    > December 24th, in 45 minutes.


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    #2
    Kastro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Kastro


    nice
    these will be handy for my lady friends!!!


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