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  • 01-11-2000 3:27pm
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    SHADOW
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    1) Why was Pamela Anderson's boob job so expensive?
    Inflation.


    2) A Frenchman, an Italian and a Englishman are discussing who make the best lovers. The Frenchman says: 'Of course it is the French. When I make love to a woman, I pour expensive champagne over her and and lick it off. During our lovemaking, the woman rises a foot off the bed in sheer delight.'
    'That's nothing,' says the Italian. 'When I make love to a woman, I spread the finest Italian ice cream over her and suck it off. When I am finished, the woman rises two feet off the bed in ecstasy.'
    'That's nothing,' says the nglishman. 'After i've bonked my missus, I wipe my willy on the curtains and she goes straight through the roof.'

    3) A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast -bacon and eggs perhaps.
    To follow, she offers him a slice of toast or some cornflakes, grapefruit and a cup of coffee. Her husband declines.'It's the Viagra,' he explains. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd ike a bowl of homemade soup and crusty bread. But once again, the husband no, blaming his lack of appetite on Viagra.
    That evening , the wife offers to go to the chippy and buy him a nice cod supper. 'Sorry love, I'm still not hungry,' the husband says. It'sthe Viagra.'
    'Well then,' the wife explodes, 'would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody straving!'
    If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
    nethousegames


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