Politics - An Alternate View..

noog

Lil' Johnny on Politics

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says,
"Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of
the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of
the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of
your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny- well, consider her
The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now
go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room
only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes
to his parents room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he
goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the
peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and
goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep ****."

hehehe

Bard

Politics? Thats when you force a parrot to swallow an old alarm clock.

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Lucutus

*looks at Bard and shakes head, then walks away*

C B

*looks at Bard and says "Brandin git my shotgun"*

Bard

*Looks at Lucutus and C B ... looks at the title of this board ... "Humour"... shrugs... *

For those who didn't get my one... "Polly ticks".

Ha ha ha ha ha ha?
I think not.

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C B

Git off o my prupurtee

*loads gun*