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  • 03-11-2000 2:42am
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    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭


    YOUR JOKE FOR TODAY:

    A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?"

    The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

    They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!"

    He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"

    "Yes, both of them!"


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    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    LOL I like it smile.gif


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    Hannah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Hannah


    how would he be able to tell his feet were cold if he's paralyzed from the waist down?


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    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    yeah - I spotted that 2. But it's only a joke smile.gif


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    Hannah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Hannah


    soz, tis a very good joke smile.gif lol


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