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Superman, dangerous when horny....

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  • 07-11-2000 5:11pm
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    Panda
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    One day in Metropolis...
    Superman:Hey spider man you'll never guess what happened to me today!!
    Spiderman:Gee Supes what happened.
    Superman I was flyin over the skyscrapers when i spotted Superwoman lieing on the roof legs spread and butt naked, so i think to myself,wait a minute im SUPERMAN i can be in and out of her before she even realises!!!
    Spiderman:Wowee Supes, what did you do?!!?!
    Superman:I took a 30 kilometer run at it and sh@gged the hell out of her!
    Spiderman:CHRIST!!! 30 kilometers?!??!? was she ok?!?!
    Superman:Yah she'll be fine but i doubt that the invisible man will ever bee the same again..... biggrin.gif
    I Don't Have Time, for this MICKEY MOUSE BULL****!!!


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    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    The variation on that joke is much better. Lets just say it ends with the classic line: "i dunno, but my ass is killing me".

    Good one anyway smile.gif
    Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??


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