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Shazaam

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  • 14-11-2000 12:33pm
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    Two men are in a boat on lake Michigan fishing. A bottle floats by the boat and the guy in the back of the boat picks up the bottle and pulls the cork out of it.
    Shazaam a Genie appears and says "Since you let me out of the bottle I will grant you one wish."

    The guy in the front of the boat blurts out "I wish lake Michigan would turn into beer."

    The next thing you know the lake is foaming and has turned into to beer.

    The guy in the back of the boat looks at this and says "Way to go Jim now we have to pee in the boat"


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