For all the americans in da house

Paladin

ROFL
Funniest thing Ive read in ages!
Someone lynch that redneck ffs

Blade

Yah just shows you how stupid Americans are when half the population vote for someone like this as their president.

havok*

>
> Some Bush quotes - the future President of America?!!!
>
>
>
> " If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush,
> Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and
> child." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor
> George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
> distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
> where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water,
> that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I
> mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I
> didn't live in this century." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.,
> 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,and
> that one word is 'to be prepared'." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.,
> 12/6/93
>
> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ...Governor
> George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
> judgments in the future." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The future will be better tomorrow." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
> positions and have a tremendous impact on history." ...Governor George
W.
> Bush, Jr.
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ...Governor
> George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
> firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ...Governor
> George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Public speaking is very easy." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to
> reporters
> in 10/9 "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...Governor
> George
> W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
> polls." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in
> LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots?
The
> rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The
> killers are to blame. ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
> having it." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority." ...Governor George W.
> Bush,Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
> children." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that
> George Bush may or may not make." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on
> the mistakes we may or may not have made." ...Governor George W. Bush,
Jr.
>
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
> impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ...Governor George
W.
> Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "the continent of Nigeria" Geo.W.Bush Jr. Presidential Debate 10/2000

Skorzeny

To be honest, the fact that such a man could possibly rule the strongest country in the world is quite scary.i can see the redneck getting ****ed on bathtub liquer one nite and saying lets play with the red buttons. Still though lol.

gandalf

Hmmm I've actually changed my mind about Bush, I now want him to become President. Just think the Euro will recover against the Dollar in no time with that idiot in charge

Gandalf.

pepperkin

"Yah just shows you how stupid Americans are when half the population vote for someone like this as their president."

No, it shows how stupid HALF of americans are. Not that Gore is any better. We had a lemon of election, I didn't want either of them...