Star Wars

Skorzeny

> > (A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER
> > is backing LUKE SKYWALKER
> > towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by
> > Vader
> > chops off Luke's
> > hand. It goes spinning off into the ventilation
> > shaft. Luke backs away. He
> > looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go
> > but
> > straight down.)
> > Darth Vader : Obi Wan never told you what happened
> > to
> > your father.
> > Luke : He told me enough! He told me you killed
> > him!
> > Darth Vader : No, Luke... I am your father!
> > Luke : No! It's not true! It's impossible.
> > Darth Vader : Search your feelings... you know it
> > to
> > be true... Luke : NO!
> > Darth Vader : Yes, it is true... and you know what
> > else? You know that
> > brass droid ofyours? Luke : Threepio?
> > Darth Vader : Yes... Threepio... I built him...
> > when
> > I was only 7 years old...
> > Luke : No... Darth Vader : Seven years old! And
> > what
> > have you done? Look at
> > yourself, no lightsaber,
> > no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own
> > ship out of the swamp....
> > Luke : I destroyed your precious Death Star!
> > Darth Vader : When you were 20! When I was 10, I
> > single-handedy
> > destroyed a TradeFederation Droid Control ship!
> > Luke : Well, it's not my fault...
> > Darth Vader : Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my
> > father
> > never gave me
> > what I wanted for my
> > birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
> > Sith...waahhh wahhh!"
> > Luke : Shut up...
> > Darth Vader : You're a slacker! By the time I was
> > your age, I had
> > exterminated the Jediknights!
> > Luke : I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's
> > Canyon!
> > Darth Vader : Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10
> > years old, winner
> > of the Boonta EveOpen... Only human to ever fly a
> > Pod
> > Racer... right here baby!
> > (Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards
> > it.)
> > Darth Vader : I was wrong... You're not my kid... I
> > don't know whose
> > you are, but yousure ain't mine...
> > (Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates,
> > then
> > plunges down the
> > shaft. Darth Vaderlooks after him.) Darth Vader :
> > Get
> > a haircut!

havok*

OH LOL!!!!

Da Bounca

hahaha
lol

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The supreme irony of life is that no one gets out of it alive.

Paladin

ROFL
Fukin brilliant m8