mouse balls

stu_69

> Mouse Balls
>
>
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently
> was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all
> seriousness...This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to
> all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of
this
> memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor! (Especially
note
> last sentence...)
>
> Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit.) Therefore,
> if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need
a
> ball replacement.
>
> Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse
> balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before
> proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside
of
> the
> mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
>
> Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacture of the
mouse.
> Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are
> replaced by using the twist-off method.
>
> Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling
> can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
>
> It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
> maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
>
> Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
>

Lump

LOL, I like it


John

havok*

ROFL!
thats class

havok*

ROFL!
thats class

Panda

*LOL*