Show of Dogs

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Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an
engineer,the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, the fourth
was a computer tech, and the fifth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
incredible.

But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
commanded "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
said,
"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 100 ml glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 80 ml
without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was more than a
little impressive.

The computer tech knew he could top them all. "Hard Drive, do your stuff."

Hard Drive crossed the room and booted the computer, checked for viruses,
upgraded the operating system, sent an email, and installed a cool new game.
Everyone knew that was a tough act to follow.

Then the four men turned to the government worker and said, What can your
dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break,
do your stuff, Boy."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, erased all
the files on the computer, ****ed the other four dogs, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for a six month sick leave.