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  • 28-11-2000 4:27pm
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    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭


    One day when God decided to send us sentient beings to Earth, he almost forgot to give us two of the greatest things ever invented.
    So he brought Adam and Eve together...
    God: Well children 5 minutes to go and ur going to Eden, i almost forgot to ask ye about this but it'll only take a second.
    Adam: shoot.
    God: Ok, who wants to be able to pee standing up?
    Before Eve had a chance...
    Adam: ME!!ME!!ME!!
    God: Sorry Eve u werent quick enough on the buzzer there so Adam gets to pee standing up and so do all men, for all eternity.
    Eve: WTF is a buzzer?
    God: (ignoring Eves question)Oh well Eve it looks like ur stuck with Multiple Screaming ?Orgasms.
    Eve: nice...


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    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Its just not fair I tell ya.
    They may have childbirth and periods, but that is MORE than made up for by multiple orgasms!


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