Dear Santa ....

Lord Khan

Dear Santa,
I wood like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a
good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a monkey
trainer.
How about I send you a ****ing book so you can learn to
read and
write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask
for is
peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Quit smoking pot...
Santa

Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd
like for my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you
can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
What..., and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having?
He's
banging that one like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let me get you some nice LEGOs instead.
Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into
our home?
Love,
Marky

Mark,
First of all, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why
you're
getting
your ass whipped at school.
Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent
apartment
complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad
just like
all
the burglars do,through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year.
Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney, begging **** may work with your folks, but
that crap
doesn't work up here. You're getting a sweater vest &
underwear
again.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots
for
your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer shoot air
biscuits
in my face. You really want to be a Kiss-ass? Leave me a
glass of
Southern Comfort instead....
Santa

Doc

I like it!

Mills

LOL, I like it

[IAR]Nevermind

lol nice