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  • 01-12-2000 10:55am
    #1
    Lord Khan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭


    A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to
    very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever
    do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
    PROGRAM. "Guaranteed like hell," he thought to himself.
    But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3 day/10 pound
    weight loss program.

    The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he
    answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, beautiful, 19 year old
    babe dressed in nothing, but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
    her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
    company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
    Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
    and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
    After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself,
    "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for
    the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he
    weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.
    So, he calls the company and orders their 5 day/20 pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
    the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
    life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
    that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her
    like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to
    catch her,but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by
    far the best he's ever had. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much
    to his delight,on the fifth day he weighs himself and finds he has lost
    another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company
    to order the 7 day/50 pound program. Are you sure?" asks the representative
    on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he
    replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens
    it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink
    running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can
    have you."


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