St Patrick was English?

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St. Patrick was English
Three Enlish men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy said he was going to **** him off. He walked over to the irish man and tapped him on the shoulder.
'Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.'

'Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.'

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies.'I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!'

'You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn.'

The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. 'I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!'

'Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you.'

Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. 'Your right, he is unshakable!'

The third English man said: 'No, no, no, I will really **** him off, you just watch.' The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said...'I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!'

'Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me.'


Snail gets Kicked
The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door.
He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.

"What do you want?" asks the owner.

"I want a beer," says the snail.

"First of all, we're closed, and second of all, we don't serve snails. So go away!"

The snail begs and pleads for a beer.

The owner finally gets fed up, kicks the snail, and slams the door.

ONE YEAR LATER....

The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door.

He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.

"What'd you do that for?" asks the snail.