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Cheez

> After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame
> sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
> The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and
> went
> up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After observing several
> applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just
> then, an armless man approached him and announcedthat he was there to
> apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous. "You have no
> arms!". "No matter," said the man.
> Observe!"
> And
> he began striking the bells with his face,
> producing a
> beautiful
> melody
> on
> the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment;
> convinced he
> had
> finally
> found a replacement for Quasimodo.
>
> But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell,
> the armless
> man
> tripped
> and
> plunged headlong out of the belfry window to
> his death in
> the
> street
> below.
> The stunned bishop rushed to his side.
>
> When he reached the street, a crowd had
> gathered around the
> fallen
> figure,
>
> drawn by the beautiful music they had heard
> only moments
> before.
> As
> they
> silently parted to let the bishop through, one
> of them
> asked,
> "Bishop, who was this man?".
>
> "I don't know his name," the bishop sadly
> replied, "but his face rings a bell."
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > WAIT! WAIT! There's more . . .
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > The following day, despite the sadness that
> > weighed heavily
> > >>>on
> > >>>his
> > >>> >>>> >> >>heart
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > due to the unfortunate death of the armless
> > campanologist,
> > >>>the
> > >>> >>>> >>bishop
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > continued his interviews for the bell ringer of
> > Notre Dame.
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > The first man to approach him said, "Your
> > Excellency, I am
> > >>>the
> > >>> >>>> >>brother
> > >>> >>>> >> >>of
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > the poor armless wretch that fell to his death
> > from this
> > >>>very
> > >>> >>>> belfry
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by
> > allowing me
> > >>>to
> > >>> >>>> replace
> > >>> >>>> >> >>him
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > in
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > this duty.".
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > The bishop agreed to give the man an audition,
> > and, as the
> > >>>armless
> > >>> >>>> >> >>man's
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike
> > the first
> > >>>bell,
> > >>>he
> > >>> >>>> >> >>groaned,
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died
> > on the
> > >>>spot.
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief
> > at this
> > >>>second
> > >>> >>>> >>tragedy,
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has
> > happened? Who
> > >>>is
> > >>>this
> > >>> >>>> >>man?"
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > the
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > first monk asked breathlessly. "I don't know
> > his name,"
> > >>>sighed
> > >>>the
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > distraught bishop, but..."
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > ( . . . Wait for it . . . )
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > (. . . It's worth it. . . )
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> >
> > >>> >>>> >> >> > . . . He's a dead ringer for his brother.

Panda

LOL
nicely done!

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