For anyone doing exams at the moment

tobi

I-WILL-REVISE!!!! [tune of i will survive]

At first I was afraid, I was
petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with
no revision guide,

But then I spent so many nights,
getting all the questions
wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned I could scrape along,

I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 cans and get
completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my
exams would bother me,

So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no
rock night anymore...
Weren't you the one,
Who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble? You think I'd
work towards the skies?

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise!
Unless I die of beer stains, I know
I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end,
I've my overdraft to spend,
I won't revise,
I won't revise!!

It took all the strength I had, not
to act the part,
But in the end my real revision
didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night,
feeling guilty to myself, I
used to try, But now I hold my head
up high,
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who
wants a good 2:2

So if you feel like dropping in,
chances are that I'll be
free,
Coz I've done sod all revision, and
I'm failing my degree,
Oh no, not I!
I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but
I could be telling
lies!

Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise,
I won't revise,

oh dear!!

Victor

Sad, real sad ........

paula

pretty funny tho'. i like that one

Bard

There's no accounting for taste.

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