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The Onion
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20-12-2000 12:11pm#1www.theonion.com
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Letter From Employer Thankfully Omits Balls-Copying Incident
SAN FRANCISCO-- Randall Konerko, a 39-year-old database administrator looking for a new job in the field, was relieved to learn Monday that a letter of recommendation from his former employer makes no reference to the Dec. 11 balls-copying incident that led to his dismissal. "Whew, that's a relief," said Konerko after an interview with Luminant Worldwide. "I was sure Mr. Alland would mention that whole thing, but, mercifully, he didn't." Konerko has made a promise to himself never to engage in testicular Xeroxing, even if it's 2 a.m. and the office seems empty.
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