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  • 20-12-2000 5:28pm
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    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    It is Christmas, and Luke Skywalker is
    excitedly opening his gifts.

    Before he can unwrap C3-P0's gift, Darth Vader
    pipes up from the back
    "it's a book", in his usual breathy voice.

    Luke's a bit annoyed, but he starts to unwrap R2-
    D2's gift instead, but
    Darth immediately announces "it's a pair of
    slippers".

    Darth Vader goes onto guess every gift before
    young Skywalker can open
    them, and eventually he loses his rag and demands
    to know how Darth knows
    what each gift is going to be. Darth Vader
    replies:

    "I felt your presents, Luke."


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    #2
    TwoShedsJackson
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    Bloody hell smile.gif


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    #3
    LoLth
    Registered Users Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭LoLth


    someone shoot me now... please!!! smile.gif


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    #4
    SantaHoe
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    LoL brilliant!


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    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    You have to laugh.


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    #6
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I likr it too smile.gif

    John


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    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    hehe reminds me of the time when i went to see return of the jedi the 4th episode when it was re-released in cinemas around easter of some year a while ago,

    and u know that part where they are entering the planet which is beside the death star , and vader knows that luke is on the small ship and luke knows that vader knows he is there,

    and then vader says to the emperor,

    "he is here"

    "how do u know"

    "i have felt him"

    and as soon as that came out some biatch shouted our "pervert" and then everyone fuking started laughing, little biatch with no respect for greatness........


    hehe but i got me own back that nite when i followed her home oh yeah, then she had a REAL reason to shout pervert.....

    hmmmmm did i say that out loud, hmmm must be the defreezing process
    Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
    AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!


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