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  • 31-12-2000 3:24pm
    #1
    [IAR]Nevermind
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    Heard this at work the other day ,

    Man goes into a chemist to get sum condoms , he brought sum up to the counter then the guy at the counter said he had sum olympic condoms that came in a pack of 3 gold,silver and bronze the guy goes sure they sound good so he gets em later on that nite him and his moth are gettin a bit roudy so he reches for the condoms and starts puttin one on , his moth goes "which one is that" he goes "its gold of course for winners smile.gif his moth goes put on the gold one at let me be first for a change /

    **** i fuct that up i cant remember it ,it goes sumtin like that , the guy who told it just made it funnier with the actions


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    #2
    Lump
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    SAD SAD SPASTIC.......

    John


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    bugler
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    ok ok. specially to restore ur faith in humanity lump tongue.gif :
    Around th etime of the olympics,this guy goes and buys the "official" olympic condoms, a pack of 3,gold,silver,and bronze. he takes the pack home,and him and his girl start getting "amorous". so he takes out the pack of condoms,and opens them,"which one are you going to use?",she asks. "Gold of course",he replies witha wink. to which she replies, "why dont u wear silver and come second for a change?"

    This is not a good day...to be a bad guy.


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    [IAR]Nevermind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 838 ✭✭✭[IAR]Nevermind


    thank u thats the one smile.gif sry i was drunk at the time of writin that SO BACK OFFF!¬


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    Lump
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    HE HE


    John


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    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    oh yeah the proper version is soo much better!


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    #7
    [IAR]Nevermind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 838 ✭✭✭[IAR]Nevermind


    ISNT IT STU ! ISNT IT JUST FU.CKIN HILARIOUS , U KNOW WHAT STU UR A FUNNY A VERY FUNNY GUY HAHAHA LETS ALL LAUGH AT STU THE FUNNY GUY!


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Kids - if you can't play nice, don't play at all - we've never had flame wars on this board and I'm not about to let one start now.


    All the best,
    kharn_sig.gif


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    richindub2
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    Lol, "January 3rd, a very sad day in earths history, the day the First Ever Humour Board Flame War Took Place" tongue.gif
    UP DA DUBS!! :)


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    bugler
    Registered Users Posts: 3,436 ✭✭✭bugler


    LOL
    its not a war if stu doesnt hit back haha.
    come on lads,keep it clean and above the belt. stu,what was the point of that post?
    anyway i dont think its quite a flame war yet hehe.
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    This is not a good day...to be a bad guy.


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    #11
    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    jesus sorry it seems active sarcasm isn't welcome round ere! i've been sick for a few days so i didn't bother getting into this - don't think i'll bother now. anyway i don't know how many times my posts have been criticized on this board SO GROW UP.

    that is all


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    CH
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    Burn them all!!!


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    #13
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    hey stu, everybody gets criticized...it's kind of normal and...err...moulds our characters or something.

    that's what mum would say.
    Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?


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    #14
    [Neil0r]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭[Neil0r]


    RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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    just thought I'd add a dav style rarr for the ambience!!

    N
    nethousegames


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