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  • 09-01-2001 2:09pm
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    A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got
    this problem you see, only you've got to promise not to
    laugh."

    The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh! That
    would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty
    years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a
    patient."

    "OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers. The
    doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he
    has ever seen in his life.

    Despite his best efforts, he begins laughing, softly at
    first, then uncontrollably. Several minutes later he
    manages to compose himself and wipes the tears from his
    eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't
    know what came over me, I won't let it happen again.
    Now what seems to be the problem?

    The man looks up at the doctor with sad eyes and says,
    "It's swollen."

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