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The Life cycle

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  • 06-01-2001 12:19pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭


    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
    I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

    What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's
    that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
    backwards. You should die first, get it out of the
    way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked
    out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and
    you go to work. You work forty years until you're
    young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs,
    alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You
    go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you
    have no responsibilities. You become a little baby,
    you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months
    floating ... and you finish off as an orgasm.



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    Clan Acid


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 johnny106


    lIKE WAS ONCE DESCRIBED TO ME AS BEING LIKE A ROSE GARDEN.

    FULL OF S..T

    ON OCCASSIONS I THINK I AM A MUSHROOM

    THEY KEEP ME IN THE DARK AND FEED ME S..T

    BYE FOR NOW SPEAK SOON


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 838 ✭✭✭[IAR]Nevermind


    its better to die young in a great way then to die old in a **** way


  • Registered Users Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    will you still think that when you're old?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    I'm relying on medical sience to prevent that from happening!

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    Clan Acid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    NICE FANJ
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