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Trow a bih a turf on de fire dayr
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12-01-2001 5:55pm#1The "Cavan Computer Manual" is an exhaustive guide which describes how the information revolution has effected Cavan.
>LOG ON: Trowin' a bih a turf on de fire.
>LOG OFF: Dere's too much haet comin from de fire.
>MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on de fire.
>DOWNLOAD: Gehhin' de turf ou'ha de trailer.
>MEGA HERTZ: Whin yer noh careful gettin de turf.
>FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha geh from tryin ta carry too much turf.
>HARD DRIVE: Drivin home wi' de turf in d'winter.
>PROMPT: What de postman isn't in d'winter.
>CHIP: Tayho's for d'telly.
>MICROCHIP: What's in de bohhom of de tayho bag.
>MODEM: Whah ya did to de silage fields.
>KEYBOARD: Where ya hang de keys ah da Massey Ferguson.
>SOFTWARE: d'anorak.
>HARDWARE: d'Duffle Coat.
>MAINFRAME: Holds up de hay barn roof.
>PORT: Fancy wiane.
>ENTER: Yuppie talk for "C'mon in".
>MOUSE PAD: Yuppie talk for de rah hole.
>ROUTER: Whah' you do hope to be doin' afder de dishco of a Saherday nigh'
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bard:
The "Cavan Computer Manual" is an exhaustive guide which describes how the information revolution has effected Cavan.
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>ROUTER: Whah' you do hope to be doin' afder de dishco of a Saherday nigh'
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I love it
John
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Lol
Years ago, when I went to summercamp, there was always a bunch of kids from Cavan...late at night in the dorms you could hear the lads shouting to their suave compadre Gordon(small, red cheeks, pointy ears), to get his attention....
"Garden! Garden! Are ya 'wake?"
We used to joke in our bunks about how it would be funny if his surname was "Shed" or "Hose" or, our fave, "Gnome".
They were real nice kids though...I remember there was one guy who could fart on demand. Can anyone else do that?! I didn't even know it was possible. I mean, burping is one thing - I could burp on demand anytime, anyplace...but farting?? Like, how?!0 -
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Years ago, when I went to summercamp, there was always a bunch of kids from Cavan...late at night in the dorms you could hear the lads shouting to their suave compadre Gordon(small, red cheeks, pointy ears), to get his attention....</font>
That sounds uncannily like one I went to a few years ago It wasn't in Lucan was it? Because there were a bunch of cavan lads at it, and one of them was called Gordon 0 -
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