Aeroplane Trouble

Lucutus

A small plane was travelling on a short trip when it ran into bad weather. Besides the pilot, there was
a teacher escorting two pupils, a businessman and a priest.

The plane was struck by lightning and an engine caught fire. The pilot ran out to the back of the aircraft.
"I'm afraid I have bad news. The plane is going to crash. Because we are a discount airline, we have only
three parachutes, and I'm taking one!" So saying, he jumped out the door of the plane and parachuted safely
to earth.

The other passengers pondered what to do. "I know", said the teacher, "We should strap the parachutes to
the children and let them survive. They are young and have a whole life before them. We can't let them die.
Give the parachutes to the children, and let us take our chances."

"The children?" bellowed the businessman. "F*ck the children!"

"Oh," said the priest, "Do you think we have time?"

Baz_

class

Lenny

lol
the dob of a priest

Lump

HE HE

Q_Ball

lol, good'un

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