Software Problems (can anyone help me)

adnans · 09-02-2001 10:19am #1

A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to
Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without
trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
with the sound turned off. But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1,
Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no
better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system,
forcing him to shut down completely
for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to all his hardware. Sensing a way out, he
upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system
requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all
available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse
2000. But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0
can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are
automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
then re-surface months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary
Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs
PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work,
leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs
updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments -
Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week. It also refused some
of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an
illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often
crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up
called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted
to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0
detects the presence of mistress 2000,it will delete all MS Money files
before un-installing itself. Is this a common problem?

adnans