Just Think Pt 2 - The funy ones

Keeks

This is somthing simplier to my post on the after hours board but not as deep.

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream containers?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?
Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Have you noticed that the wrong calls are never busy?

If superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it a man can remember baseball stats for certain players from 1935 to present, but can't remember their wife's birthday or their anniversary?

Why is it a woman can remember what her husband's outfits he was wearing on all of their dates but are not sure how long the oil light has been flickering in the car?