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07-02-2001 8:42pm

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pat kenny

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You may have heard this before,

Jim rings up his boss on monday mourning and says
"I can't come into work to day,I'm sick"
his boss replies
"how sick"
Jim replies
"Well I'm in bed with my sister"

[This message has been edited by pat kenny (edited 07-02-2001).]

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#2 07-02-2001 8:43pm
Victor

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so sick he should be put down.........
[Nsk]Victor
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I know things about pigeons, Lily

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#3 07-02-2001 11:00pm
Jimi-Spandex

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Sick Sick Sickety Sick.

Max : There's nothing here! I want my money back!
Sam : We didn't pay anything...
Max : Well, someone'd better give me some money...

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#4 08-02-2001 12:38am
Paladin

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I thought this thread was gonna be insulting the vertically challenged. I was dissappointed.

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#5 08-02-2001 9:28am
C B

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#6 08-02-2001 9:43am
Blitzkrieger

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wasn't there a longer version of that joke a while back? It was funnier

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#7 08-02-2001 2:58pm
Da Bounca

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personally i think CB's little vomitting smiley face is a lot funnier

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#8 08-02-2001 11:16pm
Victor

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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWK! :-(
[Nsk]Victor
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I know things about pigeons, Lily

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#9 15-02-2001 10:43pm
core

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CB,s pukin head was DEFINETLY funnier =].

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#10 16-02-2001 10:28am
C B

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Thank you. Thank you very much!

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