Dear Mum, I regret to inform you....

omnicorp · 04-02-2005 8:11pm #1

Dear Mum
It is with great regret and sorrow that I must tell
you I have decided to elope with my new boyfriend. He
is so nice with all his body
piercing, tattoos and big motorbike. I've found real
love and passion Mum.
I'm pregnant too and Ahmed says we will be very
comfortable in his old caravan in the woods. He wants
to have many more children with
me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone, so
we'll be growing it for us and his friends who are
providing all the cocaine and ecstasy we
need. In the meantime, we pray that science finds a
cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15 years old now and
I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit
so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Judith

PS: Only kidding Mum, I'm over at Julie's house. I
just wanted to show you there are worse things in life
than my school report, which you'll find under the pillow