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Condom Crisis!

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  • 16-02-2001 11:26am
    #1
    Lucutus
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    Prime Minister Tony Blair called the Taoiseach Berty, with a pressing
    emergency; "Our largest condom factory has exploded Berty", cried the
    Prime Minister.

    "My people's favourite form of birth control has gone up in smoke!
    This is a disaster!"
    Berty replied, "we'll be happy to do anything we can for ya Tony.

    "I do need your help," said Tony. "could you possibly send us 1,000,000
    condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

    "Certainly! I will get on it right away," said Berty.
    "Oh, and one small favour, please?" said Prime Minister Tony

    "Yeah Tony?"
    "Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long,
    with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Blair.

    "No problem," replied the Taoiseach, and with that Berty hung up and
    called the President of Irelands biggest condom factory.

    "I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away, and send
    them to England."

    "Consider it done," said the President of the company.

    "Great! Now listen man. They have to be red, white and blue in colour,
    at least 10 inches long, and 4 inches in diameter."

    "That's easily done. Anything else?"

    "Yes," said Berty, "and print on them MADE IN IRELAND, size: MEDIUM."


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