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  • 18-02-2001 9:31pm
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    Keeks
    Registered Users Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭


    Finding these on http://ilovebacon.com if anyone is interested. Last one i'm posting tonight from there, honsent. Unless i find another really funny one to share with u.

    It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

    Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

    Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

    Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took onelook at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

    At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

    Dearest Wife,

    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

    Your Loving Husband

    PS. Sure is hot down here.


    Homer: Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! (chugs beer)


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